Crazy Man Tries to Float in the Dry Mountains

A 450 foot long, 75 foot wide and 45 foot high boat has been built in the Dry Mountains.
An eldelry local man just finished his boat yesterday. He says that a big flood is about to come that will cover the earth and reach the top of the Dry Mountains. Met Service has denied this claim and states that it has never rained before. They don't see any rain in the near future or in fact in any future. The boat has now become a major tourist attraction in the Dry Moutain region. Dr Isaac Mendes from the Ding Dong Psychiatric Hospital is being called in to assessn Mr Noah's mental stability.